FROM SOMETIME AGO...

TOM ISAACS AND VIKRAM SETH:
Where Seth was the moderator.
VS: Why were you wandering around in Sri Lanka?
TOM: Everyone who has been to Sri Lanka absolutely raves about it, then you read the newspapers and get a totally different picture. But someone told me the other day that Washington is the most dangerous place in the world.
VS: For the rest of the world, yes.

SHYAM SELVADURAI
Start with Funny Boy, then head to Cinnamon Gardens.
"To pick up a book and read it, you have to be willing to enter it."
"Writers alone can't change things . It's not that we don't want to change things, but as a writer you can't over-estimate yourself and you have to make sure that your voice doesn't get too shrill."
"You have a writing style, it's like your voice, you can't change it, really. Once you have the material, you need to intergrate it but your voice will stay yours."

KAMILA SHAMSIE
If you haven't already read her, get started:
"You can't put the burden on a book to change things. The culture and politics of a society also has a role to play."
"I don't think more novels are going to change things around us. I write because I have to write. And I read because books make me think and re-think. Reading a novel is such a personal act, while writing a novel is like a sprawling moment."

ALEXANDER McCALL SMITH
"Nothing nasty happens in my books, in fact nothing happens at all. It's just lots of interesting characters moving in, out and about."
"I often get letters from readers around the world asking how long does it take to get a mechanical apprenticeship in Botswana?"

GORE VIDAL
"We use democracy like ketchup, over everything."
"I recommend you read Aristotle's Politics, it takes more shortcuts than I do."
Simon Winchester to Gore Vidal: Do you love your country?
Gore Vidal responds: Anyone who loves a country is insane (laughter and clapping). I'm obviously in a room full of individualists.
On US policy or lack thereof:
"We have no policy of our own. The amount of money we've lost on mad cap adventures in Asia will take generations to rebuild. (pauses) We wait for time's chariot to pass."

VIKRAM SETH ON THE SIZE OF A SUITABLE BOY:
"Travellers take it out of their luggage and take it as their hand luggage. They just use it for one purpose or another, I imagine."

CARL MULLER'S CONFESSIONAL:
"I was young and utterly despicable. I was put in a jail in Bombay after being caught drunk in Eros Cinema. I wrote an article called 'The Fourth Floor,' I was arrested again and put back on the fourth floor. The cops locked and handcuffed the door. That was the first time I'd seen cockroaches the size of poppadoms."
His musical notes:
"I started because it was too painful to listen to my sisters playing the piano. They could only play two notes and they'd play them all the time. My international debut was when I was in Sharjah, I had to chase the dancers off the stage as half the Kandiyan dancers were pregnant. Who the hell sent pregnant dancers to do a Kandiyan dance? I had to go and play next."
Crashing PCs:
"I crashed my computer so many times that I had to stick a sign before attempting to turn it on - RTFF. Read The F******* Manual."
Writing:
"I love to write, it's in my blood. I wrote stuff for newspapers, I wrote articles on nature, I simply wrote all the time. I sent some of my articles to Penguin and they sent it back saying, you write well, you should write something like Ondaatje's Running in the Family. I said I have the whole family that has run me out, so it shouldn't be a problem."
On his next book:
"I am writing about the president of a country which is tied like an undersea elastic to India. The Book is called 'The Incredible Adventures of Mr Hindama.' No publisher in Sri Lanka wanted to publish but one brave guy in Chennai agreed to do it.

GRIN & BEAR IT

Strange things have happened on my panels before. Writers have fallen in love, writers have fallen out of love, writers have wanted to make love, in one instance, one very famous author tripped and fell, another had the mike fall in his lap. The wine has resulted in slurry speech and even slurrier thoughts.

But never before has a very, very famous author wanted to pronounce judgment on the state of my teeth.

Nury Vittachi has already narrated the story
'VIKRAM SETH doesn’t have a reputation for being easy-going, and referred to himself during an on-stage interview as someone who used to be “touchy”.

But he won the hearts of the crowd at the Sri Lanka festival. He was treated like a rock star, with huge mobs attending his every move, and he responded by providing high grade entertainment.

At one point, he told an entertaining story about a relative who was a one-armed dentist. To illustrate the challenges involved, he put his arm around the head of moderator Deepika Shetty and duly inspected her back molars.

What the author didn’t know – but many of the rest of us did – was that Singapore journalist Ms Shetty has just completed a lengthy dental treatment which involved carrying around a quarter of a ton of metal in her mouth for more than a year. Thus his good reports about her dentition carried great weight.'

Shelley Keningsberg has captured the sequence of events which started when we were talking about 'Two Lives' and the conversation veered towards Uncle Shanti and Aunty Henny. Seth was trying to explain what the loss of Uncle Shanti's right arm [he lost it during the war] meant. He paused to ponder, the next minute, he was up and about;

'Deepika, will you let me examine your teeth'
Sitting at the Hall de Galle stage, with a crowd of 500 in attendance, it was impossible to run for cover, so I responded....
'Vikram, if only I knew this was going to happen, I would have been sure to brush my teeth.'
'Don't worry,' he assured me, 'I won't reveal the state of your inners to anyone.'

He was as good as his word, he didn't. While the teeth look a tad too perfect now, there is an offending molar. I'll be sure to fix, before I meet Vikram next.

For those of you who haven't heard it, he is due to appear at the Ubud Writers Festival next. Be sure to look out for the dates in September/October.

You can take it from everyone who has met him, heard him, read him, taken a picture with him, Seth is worth your airfare.

Till then, enjoy these....

A thinking dentist...

Gets ready for the dental examination....

The way it works from the right...

Now, for the left...

Someday, I'll laugh about it too....

THE TOP SPOT GOES TO....

The true measure of an author's success at a festival is not reflected in the number of people who show up, the laughs a session generates or even the Q & A. It boils down to the dollars and the cents people spend investing in books and then the number of minutes they end up waiting to get them signed. Gore Vidal took all of 10 minutes to get over and done with it.


Vikram Seth, on the other hand extended his session by 30 minutes. He sure can go on. I was watching people in the audience getting up, then sitting down, attempting to get up again, then sit down. It was quite a sight. Shall we leave, shall we not/ The session that started at 4.30pm finally ended at 6pm. Seth was signing books for the next hour. By 7.10pm, I'd walked him back to Amangalla, he was to appear at a literary dinner at 8 and the next morning he was doing a kids session and still signing books. How can you not love him....

FOUND IN THE TEA TRAILS

By Vikram Seth - Tom Issacs.
You have no idea what you missed, if you didn't sit in for this session. I'll post more about it, soon.

THE SUITABLE WRITER

Do you have a copy of 'A Suitable Boy' on your bookshelf?

Yes?

Affirmative?

Alright. Go ahead, dust it well, hold in your hands, re-visit the pages, think a little bit. Could the writer ever be daunted by a blank sheet of paper?

Unlikely?

You sure about that?

Yet, he talks about that. He talks like he writes, you feel the ground move beneath your feet, that voice lingers, urging you gently to move on, to think beyond the sheet. There is no advice, no credit, he believes he deserves, no greatness. If you looking for modesty in a writer, Vikram Seth would give you the best possible start.
Poet, novelist, travel writer, librettist, children's writer and biographer. Five volumes of poetry, an award-wining travel book 'From Lake: Travels Through Sinkiang and Tibet,' the bestseller 'A Suitable Boy', 'An Equal Music' and the moving 'Two Lives.'

It's got to be my good karma that I get to continue this conversation that started with 'Two Lives.' You could be there too. It's at the Galle Lit Festival, the Suitable discussion is on the 19th of January. Till then, this will have to do. Words from one of the finest writers of our time. I'd call him a living legend, knowing fully well that he'd disagree.


Q : You went to live with your Uncle and Aunt when you were 17. What really fueled your interest to write about them?
A : Initially I didn't think about it. I went to live with them when I was rather young. I took them for granted. I knew my Uncle had his right arm blown after the war, nonetheless he'd gone on to become a dentist. My Aunt was taller than him, she was German, she lost her family in the war. I never asked a lot of questions when I lived with them. They took good care of me while I lived them. Then I moved away, studied and lived elsewhere. In the 80s first my Aunt died and my Uncle was extremely lonely. When I started, I imagined it would be more of an archival document for the family, it turned out quite differently.

Q : 'Two Lives' effectively captures the spirit of those trying times. The reader is drawn into it almost emotionally. As an author how tough was it for you to embark on that journey, given that the subject was so close to your heart?
A : It was overwhelming. Many of the letters that Auntie Henny received after the war from her friends and also her letters, reading them was quite harrowing. One knew what had happened to her mother and her sister but reading about it, about the concentration camps they were taken to, was a very tough journey to take.

Q : If you didn't find those letters, would the book have happened?
A : I wonder sometimes. Certainly, Uncle's life story by itself was very interesting. He was very emotional and courageous in his own way. But discovering the letters, which as fate would have it, had survived - discovering them made 'Two Lives' a book that I couldn't not write. It shed so much light on my Aunt's character. Her forgiving nature, her willingness to adapt to everything around her, her ability to stay loyal to her friends.

Q : We see a lot of writers probing into the past and writing about their families and traditions. What do you think draws you to the past?
A : There are no easy answers to that. The past is interesting in its own right. We find out where we came from. We learn about thoughts, events that have shaped our world. It also explains our recent past. It explains everything about the people we love. I suppose another thing to learn from the past is how it shapes human characters. The times we live through determine a lot of that. While we don't know what's going to happen to us, looking back at the past helps us understand human life, the resolve of human beings and how they respond to events shaping us. On a broader level, the historical events of the past - what happened in Nazi Germany, what happened during the Indian Freedom struggle, they help us better understand our times.


Q : War, history, collision - you've addressed all of that in your book. How has it impacted you?
A : I suppose we are all accidents of history. When you look at who populates which part of the globe, what language they speak, what their thoughts are, what their religion is, you realize, it all has something to do with their past, the power of history. As for the blows or currents of modern history, I'd say perhaps in this generation we've been luckier than others in certain countries. Not many of us have had to live through the traumatic times Aunty Henny had to or to experience what Shanti Uncle did. A military shell fired by the German Army took off his right arm in the war zone.

Q : You've said in your book that "you're not sure if anyone can understand their life fully." While writing 'A Suitable Boy' you spent the better part of your life in your childhood bedroom in India. Now, with 'Two Lives' have you been able to comprehend your life better?
A : There's something to be said for analyzing things up to a point because the thing about life is to understand it somewhat but also to live it fully. Sometimes attempting to understand it too much gets in the way of the joys and pains of living.

Q : You've excelled in whatever form of writing you've done. Poetry, novel, travel writing.....
A : I don't think I deserve any particular credit for it, if indeed one deserves any credit for it at all. It is the stories, the ideas that come to me, come with their own method of telling. Whether it's prose or verse, fact or fiction, short or long, whether its first person or third person, all these things are to some extent ingrained in the nature of the story itself. All I have to do is to get on to the tiger and sort of hold on, while at the same time trying to understand the rules of the game. It is a bit of a rocky ride to continue with that metaphor but its truly worth doing. You can't just tell the muse, come back later with a better idea, something more in the genre that I've already dealt with.


Q : Is writing something you do for yourself or is there a deeper connect with your reader, one that comes packed with a message?
A : Maybe not necessarily a very overt message but I think my personality as a writer and what I feel about various subjects - personal or political does come across in my work, in my books. As to whether I write for myself or for a particular 'ideal reader' that's a tricky question. I try to get the picture of the character or their thoughts across not through stained glass rather through plain glass. That implies of course, that it's not just me speaking, rather there is an attempt to communicate with the audience. But what sort of an audience, you may ask? That's difficult to say. What I do know if for instance a particular book that I've written about a particular subject or a particular cast of characters doesn't ring through to the sort of people whose life I'm trying to describe then it doesn't matter whether its accepted, given excellent reviews or sells a million copies because I think at the end of the day a book has to have to power to speak to its readers.


Q : What type of writing did you grow up on?
A : Almost everything. Newspapers, comic books, fiction, biographies, anything I could lay my hands on. Writers are very often quite omnivorous and not quite as selective in their reading as is imagined. On the whole, I like books which are very clear. They may be very complex, but I enjoy lucidity in books. I've even liked books that I've sometimes not quite understood. In fact, I was reading a detective story the other day, an anthology the next day. Normally, I like reading poetry in rhyme and meter but this anthology wasn't like that, I enjoyed it nonetheless. I think writing and reading are both very private activities. One is continually surprised by what one enjoys or what moves someone or what makes one think.


Q : Have you been surprised by some of the reactions to your work given that one of the things we hear a lot is that people don't have time to read, people don't read enough or people just don't want to read?
A : I was quite surprised by the reaction to 'A Suitable Boy.' I was quite certain it would sink like a stone because people don't seem to have time to read. They seem to get impatient with very short television programmes. You'd think they have tiny attention spans. But, I was quite surprised, startled rather that people read the book and sometimes very young people read the book. I think in many, many competing calls for our attention - whether its music, television or entertainment of one kind or another, it may be the case that books are not quite as omnipresent as they were in people's consciousness earlier but apart from books there is a plethora of journals, newspapers, magazines to read. I think there is a lot of hope and that's demonstrated in the people's wish to read solid and serious literature.

Q : A lot of writers shy away from the business of dispensing advice but what's helped you in your career as a writer?
A : I sort of stumbled into writing. Certainly I always wrote poetry but I always wrote fiction largely because my first novel was a novel in verse, so it grew out of poetry. I think one must take advice very tentatively. The thing that really helped me was to not refuse to write what I was inspired to write. I never felt I couldn't do it because it was a different genre or that I might not be able to sell it or very often because people sought to dissuade me from writing it. I think one has to be true to the ideas one gets, the characters one creates, true to one's thoughts, true to how one feels, otherwise the writing will be dull or dry. There's nothing more daunting than a blank sheet of paper, but one has to begin somewhere.